Never fear!

When painting little army mans, it is important to have certain supplies on hand - like paint. If you don't have any paint, you can't paint little army mans and if you can't paint little army mans, then you're liable to feel left out when you read the title of this blog and discover that you can't participate.

I wanted to paint some little army mans, so I ordered some paints. Since the Post Office has something against delivering things addressed to me to my apartment, I went down there this morning to pick up this particular pulsating package of paints and saw this printed on the outside of the box:

My reinforcements have arrived? I would have been far less embarrassed if the shipping address was "Bob's Porno Hut" instead. They might as well have written "you're not going to be touching a woman anytime soon either" right underneath.

Thank God the people at the post office are illiterate; otherwise, I would have been really ashamed if someone read that.